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ANNOUNCEMENT.
THIS FRIDAY’S CONCERT in the Duck Hollow Symphony Pops series, Blueprint: A Symphonic Interpretation of the Music of Jay-Z, has been postponed indefinitely, because bassoon soloist Nicephorus Fernandez, who interprets the vocal parts, has come down with what an orchestra spokesman described as a bad case of second thoughts. Because the orchestra is flat broke, no refunds can be offered, but ticket-holders will be admitted free to next week’s concert performance of The Mikado, starring Kanye West in the role of Nanki-Poo.
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TEST SUBJECTS WANTED for new experiment on the effects of nonsense on the human glockenspiel. Volunteers will receive free statuary for the duration of the snood, along with hot and cold running promenades and an autographed copy of William Henry Harrison. Duck Hollow University Department of Applied English Literature, Duck Hollow.
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IN HONOR OF the fifth anniversary of his celebrated Magazine on the World-Wide Web, Dr. Boli is reprinting some favorite articles and advertisements from the past five years.
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IN HONOR OF the fifth anniversary of his celebrated Magazine on the World-Wide Web, Dr. Boli is reprinting some favorite articles and advertisements from the past five years.
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IN HONOR OF the fifth anniversary of his celebrated Magazine on the World-Wide Web, Dr. Boli is reprinting some favorite articles and advertisements from the past five years.
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Dr. Boli's Celebrated Magazine. 