“ONE MAN’S TRASH is another man’s treasure,” says a wise and deservedly popular proverb. Mr. Mervyn Dankwater is therefore offering his garbage for sale at the very economical price of only $50 per pound. All garbage is neatly packaged in one-pound bags of varying size (trash is sold by weight, not by volume). Contact Mervyn Dankwater in care of this publication before Friday morning. After Friday morning, contact City of Pittsburgh Department of Environmental Services.

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