A “WHITE PRIDE” rally downtown erupted in chaos this morning when it was discovered that the caterer had inadvertently supplied the sandwiches on whole-wheat bread instead of white. None of the fourteen participants in the rally were injured, but witnesses reported seeing the sidewalk smeared with mayonnaise for as much as half a block.

Published in: on May 7, 2012 at 9:26 pm  Comments (1)  

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  1. Mayonnaise spread across the lawn? Is it Weasel Stomping day already?

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