ENHANCED SECURITY MEASURES now being implemented at our nation’s airports may make it necessary for authorized Transportation Security Administration staff to dress certain randomly selected passengers in the chicken suit. Please remember that these measures are for your own safety, as well as the safety of your fellow passengers. Your full cooperation is appreciated.

Published in: on April 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm  Comments (2)  

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  1. Do they have you drink some super sauce and throw the bad guys for a loss? Plus, who wears the T-Shirt with the backwards F?

    We knew the job was dangerous when we took it…

  2. Do they give you a super coupe?

    Braackkk Braackkk Brackkk BRAACKKK!

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