Dear Web User: It has come to our attention that your Web account information may be out of date. In order to continue to provide you with the high quality of service to which you have become accustomed, it will be necessary for you to re-enter your account information. Please fill out the form below:

Your full name:

Your mother’s maiden name:

Your Social Security number (for security purposes only):

Your ISP username:

Your ISP password:

Your email address:

Your email password:

Your bank routing number:

Your bank account number (this helps us identify that it is really you and protect you from fraud):

Checking or savings?

Please print this form, fill it out, and mail it to this address:

Web User Services
Solitary Confinement
Dnipropetrovsk Oblast Correctional Facility
Kryvyi Rih
Dnipropetrovsk Oblast

Thank you very much for your cooperation, and we look forward to serving you in the future.

Published in: on March 13, 2012 at 1:41 pm  Comments (2)  

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  1. What if we don’t have any bank accounts due to our frustration with the ridiculous level of low-activity fees they charge these days? While I’m perfectly willing to loan my money to a bank at zero interest for prolonged periods of time, provided I can theoretically get it back at a moment’s notice, I categorically refuse to pay them for this privilege.

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