CITY POLICE HAVE determined that the window at Bud’s Barber Shoppe on Bland Street was probably not broken by Islamofascist terrorists after all. Investigations are now focusing on the possibility of the crime’s having been committed by teenage punks known to frequent the area. Police would like to take this opportunity to thank all the vigilant citizens who called to report that their neighbors were Arab or possibly Mexican.

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