POLICE BLOTTER.

MISS BEATRIX FFIDGETT of Blandville called at 3:24 a.m. last night to report that her giant inflatable Santa Claus had capsized. Police responded within ten minutes and found the Santa Claus figure in a horizontal position, but were unable to confirm Miss Ffidgett’s assertion that Islamofascist terrorists were responsible for the outrage.

Published in: on December 23, 2011 at 11:08 pm  Comments (2)  

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  1. If Al Quaeda is assaulting those damndable inflatable monstrosities now, well then where can I sign up?

  2. Was he still possessed of his inflatable hands? Islamofacists have been known to sever them in conformity with Sharia law (aka Agenda 21), and the courts are looking the other way!


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