WILDLIFE ENCOUNTER TOURS. Are you looking for adventure? Do you want an experience you’ll remember for the rest of your life? If you’re a wild animal and have reached the age of majority for your species, join us for a fascinating encounter with Homo sapiens in its native habitat. See their rows of identical nests in the suburbs, the busy hives in which they build their “cubicles” and labor incessantly, and their pathetic attempts to amuse themselves on Saturday nights. Transportation and accommodations included. Predators may be interested in our “Hunter’s Safari Special,” in which you may have the chance to bag some of the old and weak of the species. Wildlife Encounter Tours, Behind the Tall Reeds, Okavango Delta.

Published in: on September 1, 2011 at 9:14 pm  Leave a Comment  

The URI to TrackBack this entry is:

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s