FREEZE YOUR LAUNDRY if you cannot hang it out to dry immediately.
The most stubborn rings, stains, and scratches on your dining-room table may be removed with a simple carpenter’s plane.
When baffling murders occur in your household, bypass the police and send at once for a celebrated amateur detective. You will save a great deal of paperwork.
Peaches and plums picked before their time may be ripened with firm discipline.
Small children may be stored in large boxes under the bed until they are needed.
If you replace your turn signals with neon advertising signs, your car can pay for itself.
You will save a great deal of money on meat if you trust your pet tiger to find its own food in the neighborhood.
You can write your own novel in a wirebound notebook for less than half the cost of commercially published novels.