Dear Dr. Boli,
As my esteemed doctor, I would like to ask you your opinion on the subject of illness. What is its purpose? I philosophically muse. Oh Dr. Boli, tell me, is its purpose to make me feel like a blob or give me a hearty dose of “Briggishness?” Please let me know, so I can decide to succumb solely to blobishness or Briggishness or neither. I hang on your lips!