WOMAN SEEKING MAN for romantic drives and long walks in the moonlight to various neighborhood branch banks. Me: 32, athletic, attractive, fun to be with. You: 18-60, fit, willing to make quick changes in your personal appearance, with good working knowledge of drills and plastic explosives. If you think you’re the man for me, send your photo and rap sheet to “Daisy” c/o this publication.

Published in: on October 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm  Comments (1)  

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  1. Oh god, why didn’t I see this when I was single?

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