EXPERIENCED POPE WANTED. His Holiness Pope Manasseh XLVIII having unfortunately passed away from a surfeit of Cheez Doodles, the Church of Moloch (Reformed) is now accepting applications for the position of Pope. Applicants must have a Master’s degree in Business Administration and demonstrate either a knowledge of Molochite theology or a willingness to learn. The successful applicant will also demonstrate evidence of an exceedingly generous disposition, if you catch our drift.

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