IN SUPERIOR COURT today, Mr. Osbert Martinez Gustafson filed suit for “intentional infliction of emotional distress by deliberate and egregious misappropriation of his initials.” Named as defendant is “every teenage girl who has ever sent a text message.”

Published in: on September 8, 2010 at 11:11 am  Comments (4)  

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  1. OMG! TTYL…

  2. Oswald Márquez Fernando García has plans to make this a class-action lawsuit.

  3. I’ve heard that Laura Oriana Lewis will join, too. And her grandniece, Rachel-Oriana Frances-Lauretta-Olympia Lewis.

  4. Wilson Tiberius Fullerton also wishes to join.

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