Good God, another massive protest rally to protest massive protest rallies? When are we going to learn? I say it’s time we put a stop to massive protest rallies so I’m holding a massive protest rally to protest your massive protest rally. I urge everybody to join my at the public square, and bring signs and banners. Let’s clog the streets, plug up thoroughfares, and block traffic in the name of stopping the clogging of streets, the plugging up thoroughfares, and the blocking of traffic. Let’s let the world now we’re tired of meaningless protests but holding a meaningless protest of our own.