THE ADVERTISING CIRCULAR from the Food Festival supermarket on Bland Street contained a regrettable error on page 3. It should have advertised a buy-one get-one price on rye bread rather than “wry bread.” The error was caused by our leaving the circular this week in the hands of assistant manager Herbert “Herb” Herbertson, who is a sterling fellow but not exactly a Rhodes scholar. The management would like to apologize to the many customers who complained that the bread was insufficiently cynical or ironic, and would like to assure them that their many humorous observations were as amusing the five hundredth time as they were the first. As always, we look forward to serving the community every day, although quite frankly there are some mornings when we look forward to it a little less than usual.

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