TRANSPORTATION SECURITY.

BEFORE YOU FLY, familiarize yourself with the security procedures now in place at airports across the country. As you approach the security checkpoint, you will see clear signs to telling you what to do to make your trip through airport security quick and enjoyable. As a public service, we reproduce some of those signs here, so that you will know what to expect.

Remove-Your-Shoes

Making-Jokes

Tips

Thank-You

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Published in: on October 19, 2009 at 9:20 am  Comments (3)  

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  1. Dear Dr. Boli,

    Do I have to go back through security if I did forget to say “Thank you?” I don’t wish to be rude but they will be boarding my flight soon and I don’t want to miss the flight attendant’s safety briefing.

    Yours,

    Ralph at Gate B32

    PS – Will I be arrested for bribery if I bring back snow-globes for the security staff?

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