ASK DR. BOLI.

Dear Dr. Boli: May I be so bold as to inquire as to the use and origin of beeswax? —Sincerely, A. Mellifera, Rome, Italy.

Dear Sir or Madam: The practice of waxing bees, once a common vanity among beekeepers, is now deprecated in the industry. Beeswax is relatively harmless, being made of a mixture of tallow and various perfumes; but it is an expense which may well be spared. In days of old, proud beekeepers who took pains to keep their swarms spotless and shiny had some justification for the use of wax to protect the delicate finish. Modern bees, however, are made with polyurethane exoskeletons that do not wear easily, and the wax is little better than useless. On the other hand, it is not as useless as the “rustproofing” options which some bee dealers cajole their customers into purchasing at outrageous prices.

Dear Dr. Boli: While examining an old painting of a Civil War battle, I saw a flag I didn’t recognize on the Confederate side. A historically-minded neighbor of mine informs me that it was the first Confederate national flag. I had no idea there were multiple Confederate flags. Can you sort out the history of the Confederate flag for me? —Sincerely, A Gentleman of Bristol, Virginia or Tennessee (not entirely sure which).

Dear Sir: The Confederate States of America, during its brief history, adopted a number of flags. The first Confederate national flag, the “Stars and Bars,” was adopted in March of 1861, but it was soon criticized as depending too much on the now-hated Union flag (see Fig. 1).

First Confederate national flag, the "Stars and Bars."

Fig. 1: First Confederate national flag, the "Stars and Bars."

In response to these criticisms, Confederate generals adopted a square battle flag (see Fig. 2), which, however, was open to the criticism that its colors were still broadly similar to those of the Union flag.

Confederate battle flag.

Fig. 2: Confederate battle flag.

The second Confederate national flag, the “Stainless Banner,” incorporated that square battle flag in its union, the rest of the flag being spotless white, in token of the purity of the cause of preserving liberty for slaveholders (see Fig. 3).

Second Confederate national flag, the "Stainless Banner."

Fig. 3: Second Confederate national flag, the "Stainless Banner."

This flag was at least distinctive, but it was still open to the objection that it shared its colors with the Union flag. Thus it was only one more step, namely the removal of the union altogether, that led to the final Confederate national flag, known as the “Appomattox Banner” (see Fig. 4).

Final Confederate national flag.

Fig. 4: Final Confederate national flag.

The development of the Confederate flag did not end, however, with the defeat of the Confederate States of America. In tribute to the brave souls who fought for the honor of the Confederacy, the old square battle flag, elongated into a rectangle, has been universally adopted in international heraldry as the symbol for “trailer park.”

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  1. I am in deadly peril of laughing out loud.

  2. Dear Dr. Boli,

    How did head-hunting originate? Why heads? Why do they shrink them?

    Curious in Cumberland

  3. […] an enemy whose flag is exactly the same, or so similar that the two flags are easily confused. The Confederate States discovered this principle early on in the American Civil War, though their original flag and the […]


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